Wednesday, August 30, 2006

EMMY AWARDS

2006 EMMY AWARDS

(Disclaimer: I am feeling rather scattered today and I am going to my writing style and the format will be as well. Enjoy…)

I don’t really watch TV. Ever. By that I mean I don’t watch TV shows until they come out on DVD. Why? Two reasons: I don’t really have the time and my apartment has no cable (classically). Truth time: I hadn’t really planned on watching the coveted event nor had I planned on making any commentary however, I got an offer I couldn’t refuse. Well, ok, I could have refused it but what the hell else was I going to do on a random Sunday night? So, I went and while I still hadn’t planned on really participating as a critic or a faux entertainment columnist, I couldn’t help but make a few notes. Now, without further adieu…

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Let’s start with my disappointments, shall we?

LACK OF INFO
Ok, I really knew nothing about this past TV and MOW season. It’s really sad.

LOST. NOMINATIONLESS?
Let me first say that I am a huge fan of LOST. Though I have only seen a few episodes, I love this show just as much as FRIENDS. (Go ahead, insert the gay joke here) I plan on seeing the remainder of the 1st season within the next few weeks and will start the 2nd after that and play catch up with CJ this fall. Back to the point: I love this show. And why the fuck wasn’t it nominated? I am going to say it again… why the fuck wasn’t it nominated? This Emmy committee must be out of their fucking minds! Ok. Issue No. 1. Check. Issue No. 2? Matthew Fox for Best Actor in a Drama Series, anyone? Hello. Issue No. 3? Terry O’Quinn for the same? He’s a brilliant folks!

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CONAN?
There was about 30 minutes where Conan completely disappeared. It was rather awkward. It made me quite sad. I will get over it.
Conan, where did you go?

CHARLIES ANGELS?
I started to think they were going to kill Bob Newhart. They were soooooooo long winded and looked that they would rather die than pay homage to the late Aaron Spelling. That and Farrah Fawcett is fucking crazy, man! (Anyone see her on Shatner’s roast. Yikes.)

RAY, IS THAT YOU?
Holy. Shit. Man. Ray Liotta, what have you done with yourself? You looked awkward as hell. That is all.

MR. PRODUCER, DON’T CUT THEM OFF. Seriously DON”T Look, I realize you are under time constraints but come on; there is no reason to cut someone off during their speech. It’s extremely rude. I understand, yes, but really… Fuck. You. (Unless you’re going to give me a job someday… then I guess I say “way to go.”) Whatever.

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Some of my favorite things!

WHAT A HOST!
Conan was an excellent choice. Inspired, really. He really knows how to work a crowd and brings his own touch to this high profile soiree. Could he be an Oscar host contender? We’ll see.

NEWHART IN THE CAPSULE
And the award for “Best Long Running Joke on TV” goes to Conan and Newhart for their time capsule gag. It’s a very funny bit and it provided for many great lines throughout the night.

CLARK’S STANDING O!
Dick Clark’s standing ovation was well deserved. I mean, this dude has been in the business for years and is a true American icon. Despite the stroke effects, he stuck it out and gave a very nice little speech… and I will admit I had some little tears in my eyes when he finished. Well done, sir.

LITHGOW
John Lithgow, I love you. You make me feel warm and fuzzy. And not in a gay way. That is all.

AND MY TWO FAVOURITE QUOTES FROM THE NIGHT ARE…

“I lost to Barry Manilow!”
-Stephen Colbert

“I guess I have to thank Showtime even though they canceled us.”
-Blythe Danner

I also thoroughly enjoyed the jabs made by several presenters about the weak nominations process, people who should have / should not have been nominated, etc. This was VERY funny. Even funnier when I later learned that much of this was actually scripted. Ha!

Oh, and I really wanna see “My Name is Earl”… looks hysterical.

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As for my usual winner commentary, I will refrain from going to length about each one as I have done in the past for the Oscars and Tony Awards. Instead, I will mention just a few quick things. Cool?
*Jeremy Piven’s win for Supporting Actor, Comedy Series. Piven is terrific on that show, but I thought it should have gone to Hayes. It was W&G’s final season after all.

*Ellen Burstyn’s nomination for her 15 second role in HBO’s Mrs. Harris. What?

*Tony Shaloub. Ok, we get it; you are brilliant on Monk. Give the award to someone else! Like, oh, I don’t know… Steve Carell. Now Carell is a comic genius. You, Mr. Shaloub, are not.

*Colbert’s loss to Manilow. Wow. That’s all I have to say.


So, there it is… my official Emmy Awards commentary. Yep. I’m special.

It’s a good time.

Sunday, August 27, 2006

THE NERD. September 6-9. WIU.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

"Nerd" revival to open September 6

"The Nerd" revival opens September 6

MACOMB, IL - - Western Illinois University’s Summer Music Theatre presentation of "The Nerd" is back September 6 for one week only! The show previously served as the finale for the 2006 Summer Music Theatre season, and is back with its original SMT cast for 4 more performances.

Larry Shue’s comedy about payback showcases a seven-member cast directed by Assistant Theatre Professor Jason Conner.

Willum Cubbert, played by Tristan L. Tapscott (Hampton, IL), a senior WIU musical theatre major, is an aspiring young architect in Terre Haute, IN who was seriously wounded in Vietnam. He has often told his friends about Rick Steadman, a fellow ex-GI whom he has never met but who saved his life in Vietnam.

Rick played by CJ Langdon (O’Fallon, IL), a junior musical theatre major, shows up after Willum writes to him, explaining that as long as he is alive, Rick will have somebody on Earth who will do anything for him.

At first Willum is delighted but the delight soon fades as it becomes apparent that Rick is a hopeless nerd, a bumbling oaf with no social sense, little intelligence and even less tact.

As Rick stays on, one uproarious incident after another pushes Willum to contemplate violence — a dire development which, happily, is staved off by the surprising twist ending of the play.

Other cast members include Ben Gougeon (Alpena, MI), a third-year MFA student as Axel; Samantha Dubina (Lockport, IL), a senior musical theatre major as Tansy; and Jennifer Drew (Knoxville, IL), a third-year acting MFA student, playing Clelia. Brian Clark, an assistant libraries professor, is playing Waldgrave; and Dylan Streveler, a Macomb eighth grader, is playing Thor.

"The Nerd" will play Wednesday, September 6 through Saturday, September 9 in Horrabin Hall Theatre. All shows are at 7:30 p.m. Tickets are $12 for adults, $10 for students and senior citizens (62 and above). For more information call the Browne Hall Hainline Theatre Box Office at 309/298-2900. Box office hours are from noon-5 p.m. weekdays.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

"Snakes on a Plane"

"Snakes" wildly entertaining

Friday. 3:00 p.m. My phone rings.
It is Ben Gougeon… friend, actor, fellow lover of crappy, yet immensely entertaining movies (i.e. “High School Musical” – yay summer 2006). So, it was no surprise to me when he called and said, “dude, let’s go see ‘Snakes on a Plane.’” I admit, at first, I was a little concerned about spending $7 on a movie that I would ultimately hate. Turns out, this was the best decisions I have made in a long time…

I will start out by making this statement:
I have never been so motherfuckin’ entertained in a motherfuckin’ movie theatre.

It truly is the “Rocky Horror” of our generation. Seriously. I mean we (along with the frest of audience) were laughing, screaming, quoting, clapping… I am talking everything! I have never had so much fun seeing what was essentially bad movie. Let’s face it; he plot is awkward, the acting is special (Jackson made me laugh consistently although, I am not sure I supposed to), script and direction is pretty poor, and sometimes things got a little unrealistic. However… I honestly believe the creative behind this movie knew exactly what they were doing. Ok, yes, a few things set it apart from a real film, but I really don’t think it’s trying to be one. I think it’s trying to be exactly what it was marketing itself as: a cult classic slash summer popcorn flick slash faux horror thriller. It succeeds admirably.

“Snakes” really gives you everything you wanted from a movie like this on a silver platter. New Line has created a successful “for the people” movie and kudos to them. It’s definitely not going to be on anyone’s “top list” at the end of Oscar season nor will it garner any award noms, but it’s not trying to. And maybe that’s the best part about. That and the creativity in its, to quote Peter Travers’ “motherfuckin’ marketing campaign.”

So, please, do yourself a favor and see this one. Really. It’s worth it…

Friday, August 18, 2006

Depp to star in film version of SWEENEY TODD

Timetable Set for Burton's Sweeney Todd Film Starring Johnny Depp
by Broadway.com Staff

What's been rumored is now apparently official: Johnny Depp is set to star in Tim Burton's big-screen version of Sweeney Todd, according to Variety. The movie is set to begin shooting in early February at Pinewood Studios near London, with rehearsals and pre-recordings beginning in November and December. A late 2007 release date is planned.

The script for the movie is by John Logan, whose big-screen credits include The Aviator, The Last Samurai, Star Trek: Nemesis, Gladiator and Any Given Sunday. Theater fans will recall that Logan began his career as a Chicago-based playwright. He is the author of Never the Sinner, a well-received play about murderers Leopold and Loeb, which had a five-month run off-Broadway at the John Houseman Theatre in 1998, and Hauptman, about the Lindbergh baby kidnapping, which ran for a month at the Cherry Lane Theatre in 1992 with Denis O'Hare in the title role.

In a collaboration that has spanned more than 15 years, Burton has directed Depp in such films as Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Sleepy Hollow, Ed Wood and Edward Scissorhands. The timetable for Sweeney Todd moved forward when both Depp and Burton had projects fall through.

The film version of Sweeney Todd will be produced in a partnership between Dreamworks (producers of the upcoming Dreamgirls film) and Warner Brothers.

Monday, August 14, 2006

MVP in 2007

MY VERONA preparing 2007 season...

So far, we've locked in David Mamet's OLEANNA for our winter slot, Mitch Albom's TUESDAYS WITH MORRIE for the spring, and of course, our holiday classic SANTALAND DIARIES for the usual holiday slot. We will also be hosting a table reading/pitch session for the up-coming film version of our debut show YOUR FAVORITE BAND sometime in the summer. In addition, we will be produce some staged readings of new original works by local authors. For the fall, we are working on securing rights to a very important new show. I can't say much more about it right now... but it's a killer!

The full season should be announced with the next month.

Keep checking this blog and seanleary.com for updates!

Whackin' away at Borders...

So, today was my first official day off since I ended my summer gig at WIU. And I was enjoying it immensely…

I made time to get my oil changed in my car, run to the post office and place some overdue bills in the mail, and lovingly roam the aisles of Borders and shoppes in the mall in search of things I can’t afford to buy.

While at Borders, I realize I haven’t picked out audition material for WIU’s fall main stage season cattle call. What do I do? I raid the “drama” section of the store and do what every poor, self respecting actor would do; pirate and copy cool monologues from various new plays and play anthologies. In addition, I pick up a copy of David Sedaris’ Barrel Fever just for fun (if you haven‘t read it, please, do yourself a favor). Anyway… As I was sitting, sifting through pages of crap (literally), I notice, out of the corner of my eye, that someone is staring at me…

Perhaps it is a disgruntled store employee that has caught on to what I am doing. Perhaps it is some that knows me from somewhere.
Perhaps it is a distant relative that I have forgotten about (believe me it happens). Perhaps… ok, let’s just face the facts; they’re crazy. Ok. So. They’re staring at me for the longest time. Then they disappear. Odd… but I think nothing else about it because I am used to awkward crazy people (after all, I live in Macomb and my theatre company is in The District).

Moments later… I decide that I need to use the facilities. I go in and someone is at the urinal and so I go into the next stall. One stall over I hear that very recognizable sound of someone whackin’ it. Yep, someone was jerkin’ it in a Border’s. Wow. So, I immediately start laughing… and who wouldn’t? I mean, come on, who does that? I finish draining myself, come out of the stall, start to wash my hands (cuz I am a good little boy)… and guess who comes out of the stall. That’s right, the awkward man that was staring at me about five minutes before I walked into the bathroom. He comes out, red faced, and does not say a word. I just stare straight ahead because I know that if I do look at him I will laugh. And I will laugh hysterically. I finish washing my hands and I quickly dry them… and run out of the bathroom.

I then look for Adam Lewis (who I had seen maybe 15 minutes ago) because I need to tell someone this story. No luck, Adam is gone… but I notice the man is back in the café. This time, he is staring at someone else. I decide that this is really too good to miss. So, I have a seat and start watching this little carnival. Sure enough, after about 10 minutes or so, he retreats to the bathroom.

Now, I am not saying he went back in and whacked it again… but I am going to bet he probably did.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Norbert Leo Butz... UNINHIBITED, YES, BUT UNDER CONTROL

UNINHIBITED, YES, BUT UNDER CONTROL
By Patrick Pacheco, LA Times

Norbert Leo Butz takes his comedic work seriously, making him one trusted "Scoundrel."

Six months ago, Norbert Leo Butz was arrested on the New Jersey Turnpike on suspicion of driving with an expired license and failing to pay a parking ticket. As the actor was handcuffed and placed against the hood of his car, he tried to tell the officer that he was on his way to perform in the Broadway musical "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels." "Dude, I've got to get to my show!" he pleaded.

"And you know what the cop said?" the 39-year-old actor recalled somewhat sheepishly last week as the tour of "DRS" was poised to open at Seattle's Paramount Theatre. " 'I'm sure you're very good at what you do, but I'm also good at what I do, so it would behoove you to shut up.' And this is the thing: I was arrested at 10 minutes to 2, released on my own recognizance and still made my matinee at 3. I'm not disciplined enough to renew my license and I will get arrested, but I'm disciplined to make it to the theater in time."

That inimitable blend of chaos and rigor will be on display when "DRS" opens at the Pantages this week, with Butz re-creating his Tony Award-winning portrayal of Freddy Benson, the "so deliciously low, so horribly dirty" con man who's an over-caffeinated, simian Eliza to the debonair Henry Higgins of swindler Lawrence Jameson. Based on the 1988 Michael Caine-Steve Martin film about a couple of scam artists working the same mark on the French Riviera, the musical, with a book by Jeffrey Lane and a score by David Yazbek ("The Full Monty"), opened 17 months ago on Broadway, where it is still running. The show received mostly positive reviews and unanimous raves for Butz, then known largely for being the one saving grace in Harry Connick Jr.'s poorly received musical, "Thou Shalt Not."

Clive Barnes, writing about "DRS" in the New York Post, cautioned that the scene-stealing Butz should be added to W.C. Fields' classic caveat to never act with children or dogs, and Ben Brantley in the New York Times wrote that the "criminally talented" actor totally dominated the stage with "a vocal and comic power that jolts an audience to attention." It was a classic star-making performance after a Tony-nominated turn in 2001 as a lively ghost in "Thou Shalt Not" and roles as the emcee in the touring production of "Cabaret" and in the off-Broadway musical "The Last Five Years."

Having worked his comic mayhem as Freddy opposite John Lithgow and later Jonathan Pryce, Butz is now teamed with Tom Hewitt ("Dracula"), who, judging by the dress rehearsal in Seattle, brings a silver fox elegance to Lawrence, in a show accented by a new opening number, "The Only Game in Town," written by Yazbek for the touring production.

Hewitt says that acting with Butz has been both an exuberant and daunting experience. "It's scary because you get the sense with Norbert that anything can happen out on that stage — and does," Hewitt says with a laugh. "Yet while it may seem spontaneous, there are very exacting rhythms that make the chemistry work."

Describing himself as "restless and kinetic" — "bored" is too strong a word, he says — Butz is always eager to find new aspects to his character. At the same time, he insists, "I've invented nothing" — every bit of business stems from the blueprint laid down by Lane and Yazbek, from Freddy's mooning of the audience (a relatively new detail) to his floor-rolling fight with a piece of jerky.

"It has to be rooted in reality. The stakes have to be sky high for these two guys or it isn't funny," Butz says, acknowledging that he is relying on director Jack O'Brien now more than ever to bring into check any temptation to play to an audience. Getting those laughs is "like heroin, like crystal meth," he says, "but, frankly, I'm brand new at this. Before I got this part I hadn't done comedy since Molière in college."

O'Brien, the artistic director of San Diego's Old Globe Theatre who has won Tonys for both a musical ("Hairspray") and a drama (Lincoln Center's revival of "Henry IV"), says he would love to see Butz as Iago, and, in fact, he tried to cast him in his new production of Tom Stoppard's "The Coast of Utopia" but was undone by scheduling. "Norbert's fearless — he'll try anything," O'Brien says. "This is a comedy, but there are scenes between Tom and Norbert that are positively Strindbergian. Norbert can tap into Freddy's wild side but also his feelings of vulnerability and insecurity."

Indeed Butz is friendly yet not ingratiating as he sits in his spacious dressing room at the Paramount, mindful of the clock because he's due to pick up his girlfriend at the airport in an hour. (He's amicably divorced from his wife, Sydney, with whom he shares custody of daughters Clara, 8, and Maggie, 6). On the coffee table is a copy of Eric Metaxas' "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About God (but Were Afraid to Ask)," a book Freddy wouldn't be caught dead with unless it was part of a con. It is part of Butz's spiritual journey that bears little relation to the Catholicism of his youth as the seventh of 11 children — eight boys, three girls — born to Elaine and Norbert Butz, a St. Louis insurance salesman.

"I guess I am a seeker in that way. I'm absolutely convinced of his or her existence, but the church itself never did it for me," he says. "I dig God, but I'm uncomfortable speaking about my faith, so I'll just leave it at that."

Though the dogma of the Roman Catholic Church was not attractive, the theater of it certainly was. Butz was an altar boy and lector at daily Mass, notwithstanding his shyness. "In old family movies, all my brothers are in front mugging and I'm in the background peeking out," he recalls.

An early trauma occurred when, at age 8, Butz auditioned with his brothers for a local production of "The King and I." Everyone but little Norbert got a part. "I was really, really upset. I felt this tremendous sense of injustice," he says. "I wanted to be in this show so bad, and I knew they didn't want it nearly as bad as I did. That stayed with me a long, long time." No doubt, his Tony triumph decades later provided some vindication. "Isn't that pathetic?" he says, sardonically. "My entire career has been about getting even with that high school theater director."

Standing out and getting attention in a family of 11 can be tough, but Butz managed to do that by alternating bad boy behavior ("I did some really, really stupid things," he says with chagrin) with stints in high school and local productions. After receiving an undergraduate degree from the rigorous acting conservatory at Webster University in St. Louis, he followed a girlfriend to Omaha. After their breakup, he headed east to the Alabama Shakespeare Festival, where his four-year stint got him involved in the classics and earned him a master's degree. "I was crazy for Shakespeare," he says. "I wanted to get my mouth around those magnificent words and do those plays."

Musicals and more

HIS intent to become a dramatic actor was sidelined, however, when he arrived in New York in 1996 and was quickly cast in "Rent," graduating to the role of Roger before being snatched by Sam Mendes and Rob Marshall to head the road production of "Cabaret." Other musical roles followed in quick succession, including the original Fiyero in the smash hit "Wicked." "Musicals were never part of the game plan," he says. "I hated musicals, what I thought of as this 'fake, singing, dancing world.' But I quickly realized after 'Rent' and 'Cabaret' that it's only fake if you let it be fake. They felt like great plays with music and just as dimensional."

Adding to those dimensions is a rubber-limbed virtuosity that brought the actor Theater Development Fund's prestigious Fred Astaire Award as best male dancer for "DRS," even though he has never taken a dance lesson. Since, as a child, he saw James Cagney in "Yankee Doodle Dandy," Butz yearned to move as fluidly, though he was too embarrassed to take a dance class, much less put on a pair of tights for fear of what people would say. Instead, he picked up his moves playing lead guitar in a rock band and going to clubs.

"I think with my body," he says. "I have to let my body explore a role before my mind does. I have never been able to sit down and memorize lines; I'm hopeless until I know what I'm doing physically with the character." That may account in part for the honesty and uninhibited nature of Butz's work. "I think it's impossible for the human body to lie; it cannot hide behind anything. That's the difference between the theater and all the other mediums: The story is told through the live human body."

Nonetheless, Butz is assaying all the different media. A CBS-TV deal, developed by Joe Roth, never materialized, but the actor has been cast in his first major film role: "Dan in Real Life," a comedy about a loud, chaotic family written and directed by Peter Hedges ("Pieces of April") and co-starring Steve Carell and Dane Cook. "It reminded me of my family," says Butz, "good-hearted and loving, but under the surface of all those rituals there are demons lurking. It's funny and sort of sad."

Not that Butz plans to abandon the theater soon. He hopes to realize a lifelong ambition to play "Hamlet" and other classic roles, a dream galvanized during an 18-month stay in London when he was an undergraduate. In addition to being inspired by the likes of Judi Dench, Michael Gambon and Antony Sher, he says, he studied, hung out, went to pubs — and got arrested. "For fighting in a bar," he recalls. "Look, this is all making me sound like Russell Crowe or early Johnny Depp, which I'm not. I just have bad luck sometimes. It was with this crazy Australian friend of mine. Granted we'd had too much to drink, but we weren't even fighting — we were staging this fake fight, screaming and shouting. I don't think anyone even threw a punch. I almost got deported."

With a laugh, he adds, "This is the part of me that is like Freddy: I'm incredibly impulsive. I tend to jump in and not think about the consequences. I pay later."

Saturday, August 12, 2006

MVP Fall/Winter Season...

MY VERONA PRODUCTIONS
Fall/Winter 2006


SEPTEMBER 22 - SEPTEMBER 30 - Double Bill

SEX, DRUGS, ROCK N ROLL
IT'S JUST A RIDE
Starring Adam Lewis and Jay Conner

The Non-Conformist's Double-Bill: Eric Bogosian's ``Sex, Drugs Rock N Roll'' and Bill Hicks' ``It's Just A Ride'' will roll Sept. 22-30. Adam Michael Lewis and Jay Conner will rock the stage with the edgy works of two of the greatest comic writers of the last two decades. Showtimes are 9:30 p.m. - Friday and Saturday ONLY

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OCTOBER 7 - OCTOBER 15

Ballet Quad Cities and My Verona present
BALLET ROCKS

For something completely different... My Verona and Ballet Quad-Cities presents the second annual Ballet Rocks Oct. 7-15. Combining classical dance choreographed to modern rock, alternative and pop music provided by area bands, Ballet Rocks features the music of the mighty Metrolites -- whose track ``Man From Metro (a.k.a. the theme from `Dingo Boogaloo') can be heard here on our homepage. The shows will be performed at the Capitol Theater, Davenport. Times and ticket prices are t.b.a.

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NOVEMBER 16 - NOVEMBER 27

SANTALAND DIARIES
Starring Adam Lewis

The year closes with our annual holiday show, Joe Mantello's adapation of David Sedaris'``SantaLand Diaries,'' performed by Adam Michael Lewis, The show is a hilarious story about an aspiring soap opera star forced to take a job as an elf at Macy's over the holiday season to make ends meet. If you've never read Sedaris'short stories, you're missing out. Showtimes are 9:30 p.m. Friday-Saturday and 7 p.m. Sunday.

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Details coming soon on MVP's anitcipated mounting of OLEANNA...


For further info, check our myveronaproductions.com or seanleary.com.

Where can I be found this weekend?

Well...


SATURDAY
2:00 p.m. - THE SECRET GARDEN - Galvin Fine Arts Center / Davenport, IA.
7:00 p.m. - THE SECRET GARDEN - Galvin Fine Arts Center / Davenport, IA.
10:00 p.m. - THE BLUE HOUR - My Verona's Tribute to David Mamet - My Verona Productions (Comedy Sportz Theatre) / Rock Island, IL.


SUNDAY
2:00 p.m. - THE SECRET GARDEN - Galvin Fine Arts Center / Davenport, IA.


So... if you have the time and money... come check them out. THE SECRET GARDEN is a benefit for the Children's Therapy Center of the Quad Cities, and as for THE BLUE HOUR goes... well, that's just fun!



The summer is so close to being over...

There is beauty in the end. TRUST me.

Friday, August 04, 2006

What movie was that guy in?

So… I am currently teaching at Black Hawk College’s College for Kids program. It’s my third year of teaching three sections of Theatre Arts to a bunch of “I’m-too-cool-to-really-participate-so-I-am-going-to-pretend-like-I-don’t-have-a-real-personality” junior high kids. 80% of the time I thoroughly enjoy my job and the other 20% I really, really, really feel life would be better if I were to have strong addiction to heroin or some other drug that, if busted, would lock me away for years. Alone.

(Don’t worry, I am getting to the actually point of the story…)

Alas, here I am… with no drug addiction (well, not heroin anyway) and sometimes it amazes me how un-cultured these teens really are…

In my first class…
In the midst of one of my favorite improv games (Black Bart), I yelled out, “Ok, you’re all Tom Cruise! Go!” They all stopped laughing, talking, and said… said… “Who’s that?” I was shocked. Shocked. I had no freakin’ idea what to say to that. This ended in a 15 minute discussion about who he was and finally someone goes, “Oh, he’s that old guy from ‘War of the Worlds.’ ” I honestly could not believe that these kids, who knew every single actor from “Napoleon Dynamite,” “Jeepers Creepers,” and “John Tucker Must Die,” did not even know the name. What the hell…

In my third class…
The game was “Party Guest.” Simple idea: one person (the host) goes out into the hall, three are chosen as the “guests.” Each is given a personality to work with and it is their job to accurately portray said personality so that they can be named by the host. For this one guy the class chose “Jim Carrey,” which I thought was bold choice. It’s easy to perform, should be no problem for this kid. Wrong. This kid had no idea who he was. Unbelievable. About 10 minutes later, he discovered that he had seen half of “Bruce Almighty” once. So Sad…

Same class. Same guy. Same game.

After we discovered he could not even begin to act Jim Carrey, I decided to give him someone he’d surely know. Michael Jackson. I said it, and his reply was “I don’t know what movie that guy is in.” Oh boy. The King of Pop. Shafted by a 12 year old…. which is ironic because usually little boys love Michael!

Awkward yet classic…

(For this next line, put on pretentious actor voice)
How I do weep for our future.

It’s not a good time.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Pradas & Pirates

DEVIL WEARS PRADA

Small-town girl Andrea Sachs (Anne Hathaway) gets a job working in New York City for Runway fashion magazine, where she has to cope with a high-powered, dictatorial editor, Miranda Priestly (Meryl Streep).

So, I LOVED this movie. LOVED. Streep is on her game here, a supreme knockout. Hathaway holds her own against her as does the rest of the supporting cast. Truth be told I had no interest in seeing this flick but a bunch of my friends were making the trip so I went along... and I am extremely happy that I saw this one. When it's like $10 at Family Video, I'll buy it...



PIRATES 2 - DEAD MAN'S CHEST

Capt. Jack (Johnny Depp) owes a blood debt to the legendary Davy Jones (Bill Nighy), captain of the dreaded Flying Dutchman. He threatens to curse Jack to an afterlife of eternal servitude and damnation if he can't settle up. Soon-to-be-married Will Turner (Orlando Bloom) and Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley) join Jack on a quest to find the Dead Man's Chest, which may contain a treasure that Jones will accept as payment.

This took two viewings for my to totally appreciate everything about this movie. First time? Not so impressed, expected a lot more from what became one of the favorite films of 2004. Still loved things about... but I guess I went in expecting far more. Second time? I thoroughly enjoyed the movie. I sat back and loved nearly every minute of it. I can't really explain it...
Two quick things:
*Still LOVE Depp with a immense passion
*Still HATE Bloom with the same immense passion

Final thought:
I wonder if they should have stopped while they were ahead? I fear for the third installment.

It's only been 5 years, Mr. Stone...

I called it 5 years ago. I told a buddy of mine, "In less than 5 years someone like Spielberg or Stone will make all of this into a movie." And what's happened? Stone's new picture WORLD TRADE CENTER is opening across the nation next week.

I think it's too soon.

I just finished watching the trailer for the Nicolas Cage vehicle. It's really... really... scary? Almost too real? I don't know. I can't explain it...
I guess on one hand, kudos to the director and design team for recreating something like that and on the other, I have to ask, "what the fuck were you thinking?" I literally had goose bumps within the first 8 seconds of it. I am talking I-just-grew-a-beard-in-2-seconds kind of goose bumps. This trailer features one of the most haunting images I have ever seen on film... you have to see it to really understand what I am talking about.

Bravo on what looks like a very moving motion picture.

It's not been long enough, however, for me to really enjoy it...

I did not see UNITED 93 and I doubt I see this. In the years to come, perhaps... but not now.

CHECK OUT THE CLIP AND DECIDE FOR YOURSELF:
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809260612/trailer

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Illustrious Summer of Artistry

Illustrious Summer of Artistry

Summer is almost over. ALMOST. And I wouldn't trade MOST of it for anything.
It’s been very long, very interesting… filled with amazing opportunities.

THE PILLOWMAN
Spent the early part of the summer doing what I would say is by far my favorite show to date: THE PILLOWMAN. I was working along side some of the local actors that I have always looked up to… and I managed to do, what I believe to be, some of my best work on stage…
This was such a cool, artsy show. People managed show up and enjoyed it as much as we did. And for those of you familiar with our work know that is very rare. Ha. But really, it was a triumph... I VERY proud of that show.

PROFESSIONAL THEATRE IN A CORN FIELD
The day PILLOWMAN closed I began work on my professional summer gig with WIU’s Summer Music Theatre. Summer Stock in Macomb… if you can imagine…

The awkward season was as follows:

MEET ME IN ST. LOUIS
A show I was definitely not looking forward to… but I ended having a ball. It really turned out to be a decent production. I don’t know what it was… but I really enjoyed myself. I think it was because I knew what was to come when ST. LOUIS closed… something worse. Yes, worse than ST. LOUIS...

I SHALL NOT BE MOVED
Short Bus of Musicals, this is I SHALL NOT BE MOVED. I SHALL NOT BE MOVED, Short Bus of Musicals. Hop on! It’s a gospel show with NO dramatic structure, NO plot, NO real meaning, NO real heart… but truth be told, audiences loved it. It also turned out to be a hit and the biggest money maker of the season. As bad as the show was, I truly enjoyed the staff I was working with and there were moments where I felt some sort of spirit… and Gougeon and I managed to have a good time. And I think that was because we knew what was to come…

THE NERD
Playing Willum in this show ranks up there with Younger Brother in RAGTIME and Michal in PILLOWMAN as one of my favorites. I LOVED this show… it’s some of the most fun I ever had on stage. I was working with one hell of a director (Jay Conner) and some of my best friends (Ben Gougeon, CJ Langdon, Sam Dubina, etc.). We had almost TOO much fun…
I am really very excited to revive this production in the fall…

TRIUMPHANT RETURN TO THE QCA
On July 30, I made my journey back to the QCA… only to have merely hours off before I began my next project. Well, projects…

COLLEGE FOR KIDS
For the last two years, I have been teaching the youth of the QCA the art of theatre... and I have returned for my third. Ok, that sounds really pretentious… ok…
So. I teach them. Right… it’s decent money for something I really enjoy. This year I even made up a syllabus, handouts, and adapted two children’s scripts for the little bastards. It’s a good time…

THE SECRET GARDEN
Last week, I received an e-mail from Derek Bertelsen, a local director from Millikin…. And he had been having some casting issues in his benefit production at Galvin Fine Arts Center. He was looking for a replacement for Albert Lennox, a decent supporting role…
I looked at it this way: I have already done 4 shows this summer, have another on the slate, and I figured why not make my summer total 6, right? So… I said “Cool, I’ll take it.” I explained I wouldn’t be able to begin until July 31... And he was down. I jumped in and in two days have learned the entire show. It’s always exciting to work that fast…
The show opens August 11...

And so does…

BLUE HOUR: CITY SKECTHES - MVP’s Tribute to DAVID MAMET
I am stoked about this show. CJ and I have been looking forward to this for months and here we are only a week away! This, too, opens August 11... (I will do GARDEN at 7 and do this at 10... and on Saturday will perform SG at 2 and 7 and BH at 10)… it’s all very exhilarating…

MY BREAK BEGINS
Beginning August 13 (around 4:45 when SECRET GARDEN finishes its matinee), I will be taking a much needed vacation from my theatrical life. I have been going non-stop since January and I need a break…
I am going to hang in the QC for a day or two and then retreat back to Macomb to prep my apartment for my roommate, research grad schools, and get things organized before the fall semester begins…

The summer’s been an artistic high and, for lack of a better cliché phrase, an emotional roller coaster…

I think I’ve grown a lot and really fallen into who I really am. It’s… cool.

I enjoyed the ride.
We all need to do that sometimes.