Tuesday, March 28, 2006

"Spank! One Night. One Monkey."

MVP presenting ``Spank! One Night. One Monkey.'' on April 28

We'll be presenting a new comedy with Dave and Darren from 97 Rock on April 28. Should be a lot of fun. The full story is below...

"Edgar Bergen, Paul Winchell and Shari Lewis are all amateurs in comparison to this," says 97 Rock morning host Dave Levora about his upcoming show "Spank! One Night. One Monkey," featuring the foul-mouthed sock simian famous for its off-color humor. "It's a puppet show, yes, but your kids are not welcome to see it."

The adult comedy presented by 97 Rock, My Verona Productions and Comedy Sportz will debut Friday, April 28 at Comedy Sportz, 1818 3rd Ave., Rock Island. Doors open at 9:30 p.m., the show begins at 10. Admission is free.

Spank, a recurring character on the Dave and Darren radio show (airing 5:30 to 10 a.m. weekdays on 96.9 FM) will present a "blue" vaudeville standup routine, songs and a question-and-answer session with co-host Darren Pitra.

"He's been in the business forever -- he's a monkey-about-town," Levora said of the title character. "His love of the audience's laughter is surpassed only by his love of dry martinis and gorgeous birds. Can you call this monkey a swinger? You damn well better, baby.

"Will he make you laugh? Yes. Will he make you think? It's probably better if you didn't.

"Is it offensive? Unapologetically so. Is it juvenile? Only if you don't get it, loser," Levora added.

For more information, see www.daveanddarren.com, www.myspace.com/myverona or www.myveronaproductions.com.

Monday, March 20, 2006

MVP 2006 Slate

News direct from SEANLEARY.COM...

Potential MVP 2006 slate: `Matt and
Ben,' `Oleanna,' `Spank The Monkey'

My Verona Productions is currently in negotiations to add three
new shows to its 2006 schedule.

``Matt and Ben,'' an original comedy about the genesis of Matt
Damon and Ben Affleck's script for ``Good Will Hunting'' is
tentatively set for August. About an 80 percent chance on this
one.

``Spank The Monkey,'' an original show written by 97 Rock
morning show hosts Dave Levora and Darren Pitra, would be
presented in April or early May. About a 90 percent chance on
this one.

``Oleanna'' will be presented either this fall or in spring 2007.
This is 100 percent; the only question is when. And that
depends on the availability of our cast for Eric Bogosian's ``Sex
Drugs Rock and Roll'' for this fall. If they have to bow out until
the spring, we'll roll with ``Oleanna.''

More info with a definitive slate to come.

For now though, here's our schedule of DEFINITES:
* ``The Pillowman'' - - - May 26-June 3
* ``SantaLand Diaries'' - - - Nov. 17-26

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Rachel Corrie: Too Hot for New York

Rachel Corrie: Too Hot for New York

By Philip Weiss, The Nation
www.alternet.org

The slim book that was suddenly the most controversial work in the West in early March was not easy to find in the United States. Amazon said it wasn't available till April. The Strand bookstore didn't have it either. You could order it on Amazon-UK, but it would be a week getting here. I finally found an author in Michigan who kindly photocopied the British book and overnighted it to me; but to be on the safe side, I visited an activist's apartment on Eighth Avenue on the promise that I could take her much-in-demand copy to the lobby for half an hour. In the elevator, I flipped it open to a random passage:


I can't cool boiling waters in Russia. I can't be Picasso. I can't be Jesus. I can't save the planet single-handedly. I can wash dishes.

The book is the play My Name Is Rachel Corrie. Composed from the journal entries and e-mails of the 23-year-old from Washington State who was crushed to death in Gaza three years ago under a bulldozer operated by the Israeli army, the play had two successful runs in London last year and then became a cause celebre after a progressive New York theater company decided to postpone its American premiere indefinitely out of concern for the sensitivities of (unnamed) Jewish groups unsettled by Hamas's victory in the Palestinian elections.

When the English producers denounced the decision by the New York Theatre Workshop as "censorship" and withdrew the show, even the mainstream media could not ignore the implications. Why is it that the eloquent words of an American radical could not be heard in this country -- not, that is, without what the Workshop had called "contextualizing," framing the play with political discussions, maybe even mounting a companion piece that would somehow "mollify" the Jewish community?

"The impact of this decision is enormous -- it is bigger than Rachel and bigger than this play," Cindy Corrie, Rachel's mother, said. "There was something about this play that made them feel so vulnerable. I saw in the Workshop's schedule a lesbian play. Will they use the same approach? Will they go to the segment of the community that would ardently oppose that?"

In this way, Corrie's words appear to have had more impact than her death. The House bill calling for a U.S. investigation of her killing died in committee, with only seventy-eight votes and little media attention. But the naked admission by a left-leaning cultural outlet that it would subordinate its own artistic judgment to pro-Israel views has served as a smoking gun for those who have tried to press the discussion in this country of Palestinian human rights.

Indeed, the admission was so shocking and embarrassing that the Workshop quickly tried to hedge and retreat from its statements. But the damage was done; people were asking questions that had been consigned to the fringe: How can the West condemn the Islamic world for not accepting Muhammad cartoons when a Western writer who speaks out on behalf of Palestinians is silenced? And why is it that Europe and Israel itself have a healthier debate over Palestinian human rights than we can have here?

The death of a writer

When she died on March 16, 2003, Rachel Corrie had been in the Middle East for fifty days as a member of the International Solidarity Movement (ISM), a group recruiting Westerners to serve as "human shields" against Israeli aggression -- including the policy of bulldozing Palestinian houses to create a wider no man's land between Egypt and then-occupied Gaza. Corrie was crushed to death when she stood in front of a bulldozer that was proceeding toward a Palestinian pharmacist's house. By witnesses' accounts, Corrie, wearing a bright orange vest, was clearly visible to the bulldozer's driver. An Israeli army investigation held no one accountable.

Corrie's horrifying death was a landmark event: It linked Palestinian suffering to the American progressive movement. And it was immediately politicized. Pro-Israel voices sought to smear Corrie as a servant of terrorists. They said that the Israeli army was merely trying to block tunnels through which weapons were brought from Egypt into the occupied territories -- thereby denying that Corrie had died as the result of indiscriminate destruction. Hateful e-mails were everywhere. "Rachel Corrie won't get 72 virgins but she got what she wanted," said one.

Few knew that Corrie had been a dedicated writer. "I decided to be an artist and a writer," she had written in a journal, describing her awakening, "and I didn't give a shit if I was mediocre and I didn't give a shit if I starved to death and I didn't give a shit if my whole damn high school turned and pointed and laughed in my face."

Corrie's family felt it most urgent to get her words out to the world. The family posted several of her last e-mails on the ISM website (and they were printed in full by the London Guardian). These pieces were electrifying. They revealed a passionate and poetical woman who had long been attracted to idealistic causes and had put aside her work with the mentally ill and environmental causes in the Pacific Northwest to take up a pressing concern, Palestinian human rights. Thousands responded to the Corries, including a representative of the Royal Court Theatre in Sloane Square, London, who asked if the theater could use Rachel's words in a production -- and, oh, are there more writings? Cindy Corrie could do little more than sit and drink tea. She had family tell the Royal Court, Give us time.

It was another year before Sarah Corrie dragged out the tubs in which her sister had stored her belongings and typed passages from journals and letters going back to high school. In November 2004 the Corries sent 184 pages to the Royal Court.

It had been the intention of the two collaborators, Alan Rickman and Katharine Viner, a Guardian editor, to flesh out Rachel Corrie's writings with others' words. The pages instantly changed their minds. "We thought, She's done it on her own. Rachel's voice is the only voice you had to hear," Viner says. The Corrie family, which holds the rights to the words, readily agreed. Rachel Corrie was the playwright. Any royalties would go to the Rachel Corrie Foundation for Peace and Justice. The London "co-editors" then set to work winnowing the material, working with a slender blond actress, Megan Dodds, who resembles Corrie.

A year ago the play was staged as a one-woman show in a 100-seat theater at the Royal Court. The piece was critically celebrated, and the four-week run sold out. Young people especially were drawn to the show.

My Name Is Rachel Corrie -- the title comes from a declaration in Corrie's journal -- is two things: the self-portrait of a sensitive woman struggling to find her purpose, and a polemic on the horrors of Israeli occupation.

The work is marked by Plath-like talk about boys -- "Eventually I convinced Colin to quit drowning out my life" -- and rilling passages about her growing understanding of commitment: "I knew a few years ago what the unbearable lightness of being was, before I read the book. The lightness between life and death, there are no dimensions at all…. It's just a shrug, the difference between Hitler and my mother, the difference between Whitney Houston and a Russian mother watching her son fall through the sidewalk and boil to death…. And I knew back then that the shrug would happen at the end of my life -- I knew. And I thought, so who cares?… Now I know, who cares…if I die at 11.15 p.m. or at 97 years -- And I know it's me. That's my job…" As the work grinds toward death, Corrie's moral vision of the Mideast becomes uppermost. "What we are paying for here is truly evil…. This is not the world you and Dad wanted me to come into when you decided to have me."

'Mollifying' the opposition

The show returned last fall to a larger theater at the Royal Court, and sold out again. Most viewers tended to walk off afterward in stunned silence, but some nights the theater became a forum for discussions. Rickman or Viner or Dodds came out to talk about how the show had come about.

The Royal Court got bids from around the world, including a theater in Israel, seeking to stage the production. But the priority was to bring the show to "Rachel's homeland," as Elyse Dodgson, the theater's international director, says. At bottom, Corrie's story feels very American. It is filled with references that surely escaped its English audience -- working at Mount Rainier, swimming naked in Puget Sound, drinking Mountain Dew, driving I-5 to California.

The New York Theatre Workshop agreed to stage the show in March 2006. But by January the Royal Court began to sense apprehension on the Workshop's part. "I went to New York to meet them because I didn't feel comfortable about what they were saying," Dodgson says.

The Workshop was evidently spooked. Its artistic director, James Nicola, spoke of having discussions after every performance to "contextualize" the play, of hiring a consultant who had worked with Salman Rushdie to lead these discussions and of hiring Emily Mann, the artistic director of the McCarter Theatre in Princeton, New Jersey, to prepare a companion piece of testimonies that would include Israeli victims of Palestinian terrorism.

"We've had some brilliant discussions, we told them, but the play speaks for itself," Dodgson says. "It is expensive and unnecessary to have that after every single performance. Of course we knew some of the hideous things that were said about Rachel. We took no notice of them. The controversy died when people saw that this was a play about a young woman, an idealist."

Dodgson was further upset when a Workshop marketing staffer, whom she won't name, used the word "mollifying." "It was a very awkward conversation. He said, 'I can't find the right word, but "mollifying" the Jewish community.' It shocked me."

Corrie's connection to the International Solidarity Movement was politically loaded. The ISM is committed to nonviolence, but it works with a broad range of organizations, from Israeli peace activists to Palestinian groups that have supported suicide bombings, which has been seized on by those who want it to get lost.

At the heart of the disagreement was an insistence by supporters of Israel that Corrie's killing be presented in the context of Palestinian terror. And that specifically, the policy of destroying Palestinian homes in Gaza be shown to be aimed at those tunnels -- even though the pharmacist's house Corrie was shielding was hundreds of yards from the border and had nothing to do with tunnels. One person close to NYTW, who refused to go on the record, elaborates: "The fact that the Israelis and such were trying to bulldoze these houses was not due to the fact that they were just against the Palestinians, but the underground tunnels, ways to get explosives to this community. By not mentioning it, the play was not as evenhanded as it claims to be." Another anonymous NYTW source said that staffers became worried after reading a fall 2003 Mother Jones profile of Corrie, a much disputed piece that relied heavily on right-wing sources to paint her as a reckless naif.

Just whom was the Workshop consulting in its deliberations? It has steadfastly refused to say. In the New York Observer, Nicola mentioned "Jewish friends." Dodgson says that in discussions with the Royal Court, Workshop staffers brought up the Anti-Defamation League and the mayor's office as entities they were concerned about. (Abe Foxman of the ADL visited London in 2005 and denounced the play in the New York Sun as offensive to Jewish "sensitivities.") By one account, the fatal blow was dealt when the global PR firm Ruder Finn (which has an office in Israel) said it couldn't represent the play.

In its latest statement, the Workshop says it consulted many community voices, not only Jews. These did not include Arab-Americans. Najla Said, the artistic director of Nibras, an Arab-American theater in New York, says, "We're not even 'other' enough to be 'other.' We're not the political issue that anyone thinks is worth talking about."

The run had been scheduled for March 22-May 14. Tickets were listed on Telecharge in February. But the Workshop had not announced the production. According to the Royal Court, Nicola at last told them he wanted to postpone the play at least six months or a year to allow the political climate to settle down and to better prepare the production. The Royal Court took this as a cancellation. The news broke on February 28 in the Guardian and the New York Times.

The Times article was shocking. It said the Workshop had "delayed" a production it had never announced, and reported that Nicola had been "polling local Jewish religious and community leaders as to their feelings." Nicola was quoted saying that Hamas's victory had made the Jewish community "very defensive and very edgy…and that seemed reasonable to me."

The Red Sea parted. Or anyway the Atlantic Ocean. The English playwright Caryl Churchill, who has worked with both theaters, condemned the decision. Vanessa Redgrave wrote a letter urging the Royal Court to sue the Workshop. At first, the New York theater community was quiet.

Enter the blogosphere, stage left. Three or four outraged theater bloggers began peppering the Workshop's community with questions. Whom did the Workshop talk to? Why aren't theater people up in arms? Garrett Eisler, the blogger Playgoer, likened the decision to one by the Manhattan Theater Club to cancel its 1998 production of Corpus Christi, a play imagining Christ as a gay man -- a decision that was reversed after leading voices, including the Times editorial page, denounced the action.

The playwright Jason Grote circulated a petition calling on the Workshop to reverse itself. Signers included Philip Munger, a composer whose cantata dedicated to Corrie, The Skies Are Weeping, also had experienced politically motivated cancellations. The young playwright Christopher Shinn spoke out early and forcefully, saying the postponement amounted to censorship. "No one with a name was saying anything," says Eisler. "And Chris Shinn is not that big a name, but he is a practicing theater artist whose name gets in the New York Times."

A 'ghastly' situation

By the time I visited the Workshop, a week into the controversy, it was a wounded institution. Linda Chapman, the associate artistic director, who had signed Grote's petition, said she couldn't talk to me, because of the "quicksand" that any statement had become. The Workshop had posted and then removed from its website a clumsy statement aimed at explaining itself. Playgoer was demanding that the opponents of the play come forward and drumming for a declaration from Tony Kushner, who has staged plays at the Workshop, posting his photo as if he were some war criminal.

In an interview with The Nation, Kushner said that he was quiet because of his exhaustion over similar arguments surrounding the film Munich, on which he was a screenwriter, and because he kept hoping the decision would be made right. He said Nicola is a great figure in American theater: "His is one of the one or two most important theaters in this area -- politically engaged, unapologetic, unafraid and formally experimental." Never having gotten a clear answer about why Nicola put off the play, Kushner ascribes it to panic: Nicola didn't know what he was getting into, and only later became aware of how much opposition there was to Corrie, how much confusion the right has created around the facts. Nicola felt he was taking on "a really big, scary brawl and not a play." Still, Kushner said, the theater's decision created a "ghastly" situation. "Censoring a play because it addresses Palestinian-Israeli issues is not in any way right," he said.

The Royal Court came out smelling like a rose. It triumphantly announced that it was moving the Megan Dodds show to the West End, the London equivalent of Broadway, and that it couldn't come to New York till next fall.

The Grote petitioners (519 and counting) want that to happen at the Workshop, which itself was reaching out with another statement on the matter, released on the eve of the anniversary of Corrie's death. "I can only say we were trying to do whatever we could to help Rachel's voice be heard," Nicola said. The cut may be too deep for such ointment. As George Hunka, author of the theater blog Superfluities, says, "This is far too important an issue for everyone to paper it over again, with everyone shaking hands for a New York Times photographer. It's an extraordinarily rare picture of the ways that New York cultural institutions make their decisions about what to produce."

Hunka doesn't use the J-word. Jen Marlowe does. A Jewish activist with Rachelswords.org (which is staging a reading of Corrie's words on March 22 with the Corrie parents present), she says, "I don't want to say the Jewish community is monolithic. It isn't. But among many American Jews who are very progressive and fight deeply for many social justice issues, there's a knee-jerk reflexive reaction that happens around issues related to Israel."

Questions about pressure from Jewish leaders morph quickly into questions about funding. Ellen Stewart, the legendary director of the theatrical group La MaMa E.T.C., which is across East 4th Street from the Workshop, speculates that the trouble began with its "very affluent" board. Rachel's father, Craig Corrie, echoes her. "Do an investigation, follow the money." I called six board members and got no response. (About a third appear to be Jewish, as am I.) This is of course a charged issue. The writer Alisa Solomon, who was appalled by the postponement, nonetheless warns, "There's something a little too familiar about the image of Jews pulling the puppet strings behind the scenes."

Perhaps. But Nicola's statement about a back channel to Jewish leaders suggests the presence of a cultural lobby that parallels the vaunted pro-Israel lobby in think tanks and Congress. I doubt we will find out whether the Workshop's decision was "internally generated," as Kushner contends, or more orchestrated, as I suspect. What the episode has demonstrated is a climate of fear. Not of physical harm, but of loss of opportunities. "The silence results from fear and intimidation," says Cindy Corrie. "I don't see what else. And it harms not only Palestinians. I believe, from the bottom of my heart, it harms Israelis and it harms us."

Kushner agrees. Having spent five months defending Munich, he says the fear has two sources: "There is a very, very highly organized attack machinery that will come after you if you express any kind of dissent about Israel's policies, and it's a very unpleasant experience to be in the cross hairs. These aren't hayseeds from Kansas screaming about gays burning in hell; they're newspaper columnists who are taken seriously." These attackers impose a kind of literacy test: Before you can cast a moral vote on Palestinian rights, you must be able to recite a million wonky facts, such as what percentage of the territories were outside the Green Line in 1949. Then there is the self-generated fear of lending support to anti-Semites or those who would destroy Israel. All in all, says Kushner, it can leave someone "overwhelmed and in despair -- you feel like you should just say nothing."

Who will tell Americans the Middle East story? For generations that story has been one of Israelis as victims, and it has been crucial to Israeli policy inasmuch as Israel has been able to defy its neighbors' opinions by relying on a highly sympathetic superpower. Israel's supporters have always feared that if Americans started to conduct the same frank discussion of issues that takes place in Tel Aviv, we might become more evenhanded in our approach to the Middle East. That pressure is what has stifled a play that portrays the Palestinians as victims (and thrown a blanket over a movie, Munich, that portrays both sides as victims). I've never written this sort of thing before. How moving that we have been granted that freedom by a 23-year-old woman with literary gifts who was not given time to unpack them.

Philip Weiss is the author of American Taboo: A Murder in the Peace Corps.

© 2006 Independent Media Institute. All rights reserved.
View this story online at: http://www.alternet.org/story/33669/

My Verona season shaping up...

MY VERONA PRODUCTIONS 2006 Season

THE PILLOWMAN
May 26-June 3

THE PILLOWMAN is McDonagh's exhilarating and viciously funny new comedy-drama about a fiction writer who is interrogated about the gruesome content of his short stories, and their similarities to a number of bizarre incidents occurring in his town.

THE PILLOWMAN had its world premiere on November 13, 2003 at The National Theatre, where it quickly became one of the most sought after theatrical events in London's West End. It received the 2004 Olivier Award and an Evening Standard Award nomination for Best New Play. THE PILLOWMAN made its critically acclaimed US premiere on April 10, 2005 at the Booth Theatre in New York starring Jeff Goldblum and Billy Crudup. McDonagh's heart pounding drama received 6 Tony nominations, including Best Play. Before reaching the Quad Cities, it will play New Brunswick, Houston, and Seattle.

"THE SEASON'S MOST EXCITING AND ORIGINAL NEW PLAY.
'The Pillowman' is A SPELLBINDING STUNNER OF A PLAY, and THIS BRILLIANT PRODUCTION, filled with successive coups de théåtre, DAZZLES WITH A BRIGHTNESS NOW LARGELY ABSENT FROM BROADWAY. APPALLINGLY FUNNY, ENDLESSLY QUOTABLE, DELICIOUS AND WONDROUS, 'The Pillowman' is, above all, about THE THRILLING NARRATIVE POTENTIAL OF THEATER ITSELF."
- Ben Brantley, THE NEW YORK TIMES

For further information check out:
seanleary.com
myveronaproductions.com
or e-mail
qcpillowman@yahoo.com or myveronaproductions@yahoo.com


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Tentatively (We're still working on this one!)

MATT & BEN
August 4-August 12

MATT & BEN is ostensibly about Ben Affleck and Matt Damon and how the script for ``Good Will Hunting'' literally dropped from the heavens into their laps as they were spending their time drinking beer and eating cold pizza, attempting to write an Oscar-winning script for Miramax.

We will keep you posted...


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ENCORE PRESENTATION of...

Joe Mantello's adaptation of
David Sedaris'
SANTALAND DIARIES

STARRING last year's favorite ADAM LEWIS
DIRECTED BY MICHAEL OBERFIELD

A thirtysomething aspiring soap opera star finds himself desperate and has to work as an elf at Macy's over the holidays. What ensues is a hilarious trip through the bizarre, goofy underbelly of retail life in the Christmas season.

``SantaLand'' is rated PG-13 for some adult language.

SHOWS ARE NOV. 17-NOV. 25 at Comedy Sportz, 1818 3rd Ave., Rock Island. Friday and Saturday shows are at 9:30 p.m. Sunday shows are at 7:30 p.m.

Tickets are available at the door, at the Circa '21 box office and by phone at (309) 786-7733, ext. 2.

For more info, see www.seanleary.com.


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We also have a few other projects in the works... we should be announcing the full season within the next few weeks...

For more info continue to check seanleary.com and myveronaproductions.com.

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Baldwin on SNL

so... we all know SNL really sucks. right? right.
tonight, however, i happened to catch alec baldwin in a rather odd looking elf costume, it made me laugh... so i decided to watch. i am glad i did. it was funny as hell...
it was baldwin doing his GLENGARRY speech to a bunch of elves. brilliant idea...

CLASSICS:
"always be cobbling"
"set of candy canes"
"put that cocoa down. cocoa is for closers. you think i am screwin' with you? i am not screwin' with you."
"i am here for kris kringle."

ah, funny.

A slacker's picks...

So I have yet to see the best of 2005...and once I do I will compose my official TOP TEN. For now let's take a look at my favorites:

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
CAPOTE
HISTORY OF VI0LENCE
HUSTLE AND FLOW
JUNEBUG
WAR OF THE WORLDS
40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN
ARISTOCRATS
WALK THE LINE
CONSTANT GARDNER

Films that I am really looking forward to seeing from this past Oscar season:

MEMOIRS OF GEISHA
GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK
SYRIANA
THE SQUID AND THE WHALE
MUNICH
ME AND YOU AND EVERYONE WE KNOW

Movies that everyone loved but I loathed entirely... ok maybe not loathed... but they definitely did not live up to their expectation:

CRASH
2046
MILLIONS

The films that were worth the hype: BROKEBACK, CAPOTE, WAR OF THE WORLDS
The films that I did not expect to love as much I did: HUSTLE AND FLOW, ARISTOCRATS

MY OVERALL FAVORITE:
**BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN**

LIBERTINE Reviews...

The Libertine

Starring: Johnny Depp, John Malkovich, Samantha Morton, Rosamund Pike, Rich...

Directed by: Laurence Dunmore

Rating: 3.5 /4 Stars

2006 Weinstein Company Drama

The film follows the second Earl of Rochester's adventures in London, from his passionate romance with a young actress, Elizabeth Barry, to the writing of a scurrilous play which blisteringly and bawdily lampoons the very monarch who commissioned it, Charles II, leading to the Earl's banishment and eventual downfall.

The newly formed Weinstein Company is giving this wild thing a limited release in the hopes of getting Oscar attention for Johnny Depp. No argument here. You have to admire an actor who finds time between the family franchises of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Pirates of the Caribbean to sandwich in the role of the dazzlingly debauched John Wilmot, the second Earl of Rochester. It's hard to tell what shocked seventeenth-century England the most about the earl. His depraved poetry? His skill as a cocksman with both ladies and gentlemen? His play about Charles II (John Malkovich) that portrays the king as a giant dildo? This one-of-a-kind spellbinder from first-time director Laurence Dunmore is not afraid to shock. Depp is a raunchy wonder, especially in a time-capsule-worthy opening monologue. Any Wonkaphiles who can't endure watching the earl's nose fall off from syphilis are just wussies.

PETER TRAVERS

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The Libertine
A film review by Chris Cabin - filmcritic.com

Rating: 3.5/5 Stars

It seems that Johnny Depp, who may be our most consistently dazzling actor, will forever be nominated for his lesser roles. No one of major merit nominated him for Jim Jarmusch’s Dead Man, Tim Burton’s Edward Scissorhands, or Ted Demme’s Blow but we sure as hell will nominate him for playing a drunk, silly pirate. How does our strongest actor’s most gritty, complex role get snuffed? Hell, even his performance in Ed Wood, his best performance, only scored a Golden Globe nomination. Don’t expect his latest in Laurence Dunmore’s The Libertine to go anywhere past his British Independent Film Awards nod. There’s a better chance of his performance as Willy Wonka getting a nomination 'round these parts.

Depp plays John Wilmot, the second Earl of Rochester, about as depraved and destructive a dissident as there ever was in 17th century England. Besides his duties as an Earl, Wilmot was also a poet, playwright and acting teacher. He married Elizabeth Malet (Rosamund Pike), a woman he tried to kidnap only 2 year prior to marriage, and wrote plays that openly mocked King Charles (a business-as-usual John Malkovich) in his plays and poems, likening him to dildos and limp phalluses. Tell me you wouldn’t love to party with this guy. Before he got syphilis and fell apart (literally), he had a short affair with an actress, Elizabeth Barry (the radiant Samantha Morton). Dunmore’s film supposes that Wilmot had great emotions for Barry and that her leaving him was what made him die emotionally while syphilis ate away his body.

Johnny Depp has never been this flamboyantly ferocious and fantastic. He takes great glee in stewing in the perversity and abusive distancing of Wilmot, who liked to take a man for a toss in bed every once in awhile. In an off-putting but well delivered opening monologue, Depp takes his time with his glinting English drawl and rolls his tongue with a titillating spark in his eyes. Depp’s performance won’t get noticed, of course, because the film isn’t bankable and John Wilmot is a terrible person for the most part. The only main problem with the film, in fact, is that the script and Dunmore both labor for us to eventually cheer for Wilmot, to like and respect him. Much more rewarding would be to keep him as the depraved debaucher he was, make the audience deal with someone they truly dislike, and cut out that grand end scene where he pontificates to the magistrates.

What is even more interesting and profound is Dunmore, a first timer who shows deep wells of promise and style. Lit darkly and with a dirty, foggy feel by newcomer Alexander Melman, who also shows amazing talent, the film feels like remembering a nightmare. Dunmore knows exactly what he’s doing with the material and brings Wilmot’s world into grimy relief. Most impressive is the way that Depp’s performance never outshines the material. Where many debuting directors have a great actor surrounded by a flimsy story (Pierce Brosnan in The Matador, Felicity Huffman in Transamerica), Dunmore’s film covers Depp in lush details and landscapes. And although the film shows the faults of a first timer (the pacing is a tad bumpy, the relationship between King Charles and Wilmot isn’t very well defined), there is no debating that this is a substantial first outing.

...have you seen THE LIBERTINE yet?

THE LIBERTINE

have you seen THE LIBERTINE yet?

if not, GO.

is it the best movie of the year? of course not. it is, however, one of the most daring. the script lacks many things (there are few inspired moments). sometimes the photography is a bit awkward.
but.... it's the performances (depp, morton, malkovich) that are well worth seeing. and, you'll appreciate it for its risks.

not a bad debut for the director...
and the academy overlooked depp in what i will call one of the best performances of 2005.

it's a good time.

a few things...

A few things... very brief things that I elaborate on at a later date...


QUIBBLE 1:
It's kinda sad that a TV show has taken more action than our own government in Katrina relief...

Dear Bushey and Company,

You are sad.

Best wishes,
American People (the half that wear shoes)

p.s. EXTREME HOME MAKEOVER has trumped you in relief efforts. Congrats!


QUIBBLE 2:
AMERICAN INVENTOR? Come on, Simon...
I watched the premiere of AMERICAN INVENTOR... and ok, so... the show sucks. The judges are entertaining (the woman judge needs to be shot, however)... but it is a big Waste Of MY TIME!
Reality TV needs to go. NOW!


NOT SO MUCH A QUIBBLE BUT SOME THOUGHTS 3:
New Season of IDOL
I admit; I am obsessed. I can't help it.
I am in love with Katharin McPhee and TAYLOR HICKS (he's brilliant). I enjoy others... but I DESPISE... let me say that again DESPISE Bucky and the Chicken Little (or whatever the fuck his name is)...
I think the top 2 will be McPhee and Hicks. If they're not, I will boycott Idol just as I have decided to boycott the Academy Awards!

Monday, March 06, 2006

OSCAR reaction...

Initially I was going to go on a huge rant about my disappointment with the Academy Awards... but I think it's a waste of time. The article I posted earlier today from the LA Times sums it up... of course it sums it up without the phrases "WHAT THE FUCK" or "HOW IN THE HELL"... and I think I can live with that. I think.

Moving on... a few things...

BEST PICTURE
I will refrain from going on and on about CRASH winning Best Picture...
We all know it DID NOT deserve it. BROKEBACK did.
That's all I will say. :)

SONG
Three-Six Mafia? Yes, their excitement was refreshing... but I will quote John Stewart and say "Martin Scorsese 0 Oscars, Three-Six Mafia 1." That's sad. I think that says it all right there.

JOHN STEWART
Loved him. He was brilliant. Let's have him back next year... (as if it were my choice)...

JACK NICHOLSON
Always a classic. I really enjoyed how suprised he looked when CRASH won. That was priceless. Still... I have to think... was he joking? Hmmm...
In my mind I will always think so.

FOREIGN FILM
Come on... show some clips. Excuse me Academy producers... yeah, you voted CRASH your best picture of the year... didn't you learn anything from it?
Oh, and give them some time to talk. Fuck! You give Three-Six Mafia and Dolly Parton 8 minutes, but an award winner only 38 seconds? Bullshit.

That's all for now. I may post some other thoughts later... but right now, I am still distraught over CRASH'S victory...
Oh well...

If you wish to read more Oscar reactions check out seanlearyblog.blogspot.com or IMDB (there is some funny shit on there)...

Best wishes!

Academy voters play it safe...

'BROKEBACK' DREAMS CRASH AND BURN AS THE ACADEMY'S VOTERS PLAY IT SAFE

By Kenneth Turan
Times Staff Writer

March 6, 2006

Sometimes you win by losing, and nothing has proved what a powerful, taboo-breaking, necessary film "Brokeback Mountain" was more than its loss Sunday night to "Crash" in the Oscar best picture category.

Despite all the magazine covers it graced, despite all the red-state theaters it made good money in, despite (or maybe because of) all the jokes late-night talk show hosts made about it, you could not take the pulse of the industry without realizing that this film made a number of people distinctly uncomfortable.

More than any other of the nominated films, "Brokeback Mountain" was the one people told me they really didn't feel like seeing, didn't really get, didn't understand the fuss over. Did I really like it, they wanted to know. Yes, I really did.

In the privacy of the voting booth, as many political candidates who've led in polls only to lose elections have found out, people are free to act out the unspoken fears and unconscious prejudices that they would never breathe to another soul, or, likely, acknowledge to themselves. And at least this year, that acting out doomed "Brokeback Mountain."

For Hollywood, as a whole laundry list of people announced from the podium Sunday night and a lengthy montage of clips tried to emphasize, is a liberal place, a place that prides itself on its progressive agenda. If this were a year when voters had no other palatable options, they might have taken a deep breath and voted for "Brokeback." This year, however, "Crash" was poised to be the spoiler.

I do not for one minute question the sincerity and integrity of the people who made "Crash," and I do not question their commitment to wanting a more equal society. But I do question the film they've made. It may be true, as producer Cathy Schulman said in accepting the Oscar for best picture, that this was "one of the most breathtaking and stunning maverick years in American history," but "Crash" is not an example of that.

I don't care how much trouble "Crash" had getting financing or getting people on board; the reality of this film, the reason it won the best picture Oscar, is that it is, at its core, a standard Hollywood movie, as manipulative and unrealistic as the day is long. And something more.

For "Crash's" biggest asset is its ability to give people a carload of those standard Hollywood satisfactions, but make them think they are seeing something groundbreaking and daring. It is, in some ways, a feel-good film about racism, a film you could see and feel like a better person, a film that could make you believe that you had done your moral duty and examined your soul, when in fact you were just getting your buttons pushed and your preconceptions reconfirmed.

So for people who were discomfited by "Brokeback Mountain" but wanted to be able to look at themselves in the mirror and feel as if they were good, productive liberals, "Crash" provided the perfect safe harbor. They could vote for it in good conscience, vote for it and feel they had made a progressive move, vote for it and not feel that there was any stain on their liberal credentials for shunning what "Brokeback" had to offer. And that's exactly what they did.

"Brokeback," it is worth noting, was in some ways the tamest of the discomforting films available to Oscar voters in various categories. Steven Spielberg's "Munich"; the Palestinian territories' "Paradise Now," one of the best foreign language nominees; and the documentary nominee "Darwin's Nightmare" offered scenarios that truly shook up people's normal ways of seeing the world. None of them won a thing.

Hollywood, of course, is under no obligation to be a progressive force in the world. It is in the business of entertainment, in the business of making the most dollars it can. Yes, on Oscar night it likes to pat itself on the back for the good it does in the world, but as Sunday night's ceremony proved, it is easier to congratulate yourself for a job well done in the past than to actually do that job in the present.

Sunday, March 05, 2006

What the fuck is up Academy?

CRASH?

CRASH?

The BEST PICTURE?

What the fuck is wrong with you? Bullshit.

More to come...