i like fake chicken from taco bell

i do... i really do. I LOVE FAKE CHICKEN FROM TACO BELL!

yeah, that's right; i said TACO BELL. their spicy chicken taco is so freakin' brilliant. i am serious. try it. you'll understand the infatuation...

for those of you that know about my insane addiction to the mcrib (they took off the menu again... thos bastards!)... you'll never believe this:

IT'S WORSE!

oh, the horror...

but seriously, try it.

is it better than sex? no. better than masturbating? perhaps. it's delic.